Doncaster Rovers 3-0 Yeovil Town; 250 word match report

Yeovil were having a torrid time; their defenders punting balls into the West Stand with a regularity that suggested they were playing Battleships with the seat numbers.

Crawley Town 0-5 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report

Crawley were shambolic, disjointed and disinterested from the off; just eleven stooges for Rovers to feed off – the Washington Generals to our Globetrotters.

Chesterfield 2-2 Doncaster Rovers: 250 word match report

Rovers then doubled their lead shortly after as Harry Forrester floated in a corner which was all too easy for Andy Butler to head home for 2-0.

Doncaster Rovers 0-0 Notts County: 250 word match report

Snow fell heavily after the break, which was to be only white round object Theo Robinson saw in the Notts County half all evening.

Doncaster Rovers 1-0 Barnsley: 250 word match report

Credit to Curtis Main, we thought he’d found every conceivable way of missing, but he proved us wrong after the break; creating enough space to shank a ball off his other shin towards Nottinghamshire

Oldham Athletic 2-2 Doncaster Rovers: 250 word match report

Paul Dickov was quoted saying he expected double figures from Theo Robinson this season. Unless he was referring to touches in the opposition half I suggest he readjusts his targets.

Doncaster Rovers 1-1 Bristol City; 250 word match report

For the vast majority of this FA Cup 4th round tie it wasn’t the purple and green garb of the visitors that dazzled. Strangely, for a home game, it was Rovers.

Doncaster Rovers 2-0 Coventry City: 250 word match report

With the distinct odour of stale alcohol, veg-induced flatulence and antipathy hanging in the air, almost 7,000 people arrived to watch Rovers take on Coventry.

On Boxing Day Football

Top of the league, a packed Belle Vue and Gregg Blundell wheeling away to reveal a torso so white it could make an albino blush with jealousy.

Swindon Town 0-1 Doncaster Rovers: 250 word match report

This was an away mission accomplished as Rovers stuck stoically to a perfectly executed game-plan, defended solidly and, when the chance to score presented itself, gleefully took it.